Look, you can't just bring a broken bird home and hand him over to a cat who's never learned to play nice with the other kids on the playground. Differences are sometimes hard to understand, and this one time, I can excuse a certain amount of ignorance (feline ignorance being easy to dismiss). But most adults should know this one: Bring a bird home only when 1) You intentionally plan to captivate it and take care of it forever; 2) You can take it to a zoo today; 3) You're going to eat it.
Next time I sign up for roommates, we're going over the No Birds Overnight rule first thing.
3 comments:
But, was it tasty?
is that a falcon?
is that a leopard?
Not a falcon. It's an halcón. Duh.
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