Dog Treats

It's the new cat-call. It's the new face of sexism, reverse-machismo. It takes place when I see an attractive male. And it consists of me carrying around raw stakes in my purse and throwing them in front of aforementioned thing. I may even carry cheap beer and swagger it in front of his eyes. This is flattering, right? Don't complain or turn up your eyes in disgust! Enjoy it!